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Recipe for a day

Ingredients:
- The smile of an attractive woman
- One ticking clock
- 7 computers that won’t start
- 26 Pieces of paper stuck in a copier
- The pony-tail of the help desk guy
- 9 keys
- A standard 102-key computer keyboard
- A box fan with 3 speed settings… high, medium and low
- One potted plant about the size of your head
- 12 broken floor tiles
- An ‘attaboy’ from someone you admire
- 221 small paper clips
- 10 gallons of water
- 1 iPod
- A newspaper that’s already been read
- A flashlight with no batteries
- One large 4-drawer metal storage cabinet
- 13 Manila folders
- 13 olive-drab hanging folders
- One loudly ringing cell phone
- A bistro table with 3 chairs
- 142 LTO-2 backup tapes (Purple)
- 16 feet of packing tape
- 1 ink pen
- 34 degree weather
- 14 empty jewel cases
- 7 dollars and 32 cents
- A 42-inch plasma TV
- Random bits of cross-connect wire underfoot
- A set of highlighters: Pink, Yellow, Blue and Green
- 1 staple remover
- 2 large black binder clips
- A 6mbps Internet connection

Directions:
- Mix all office products together in an empty box. This includes all pens, paperclips, binders and computers
- Rip the newspaper apart and add water to stabilize the mix
- Answer the damn cell phone!
- Throw the rest of the objects in the garbage – they’re useless
- Cut off the help desk guy’s pony tail and sprinkle on the office products in the box.
- Place mix in a preheated oven at 350 degrees for 25 minutes
- Remove from the oven and promptly show up the next day

Enjoy!

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