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I figured that, being out of work, I’d spend more time doing things that I needed to get done. To a certain extent, I have but to that other extent – I haven’t.

I wanted to write more and be more creative than I have been that past few years. My mind has been cluttered with passwords, procedures, documentation and habits. It’s hard to keep telling myself that I’m just taking a vacation. It’s getting harder to suspend the truth.

I’ve spent most of my time at home trying to get my house in order – both literally and figuratively. My kitchen has never been cleaner. Where there is usually a stack of dishes on the counter there currently is none.

I feel like all I do these days is sleep, eat and watch TV. It’s more of an existence than a life.

I have to keep telling myself that things will get better. For my own good I have to keep going forward. I need to see how this story ends.

I need to start each paragraph with “I”.

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