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Invisible Man

Sometimes it’s good to be unseen. I don’t like it when I drive in traffic, though. People make me feel invisible by swerving in front of my vehicle, missing me by mere inches. When it happens two or three times in a given trip, I feel like I’m invisible.

When I was younger I would go to parties and (intentionally) sit in the corner of the room and watch everyone. I was “the observer” in the room. After having done this a few times it was pointed out that what I was doing was considered “kinda creepy”. I did not mean it to be like that. I wanted to become invisible.

When I’m out with friends, even if I’m sitting next to someone, they turn to the person on the other side of them and have a conversation. I’m the proverbial 5th wheel and they treat me like I’m not even there.

Even with my family get-togethers there are greetings upon first seeing everyone and then I sort of melt into the background. I guess I shouldn’t complain… there are worse things in life.

Of course, now that I’m looking for a job I want to make myself as visible as possible. I’m calling every contact, making every call, and sending every e-mail. And yet I hear nothing. I call and leave voicemails with people just to “check in”. I send follow-up e-mails asking that they just let me know that they got my resume.

I hear nothing. I feel invisible at the WORST possible time.

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