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Mr. Klein is a lucky man

Last night L-girl and I went out to dinner. We ate, talked, and laughed... a good time was had by all. She ordered something that tasted nasty, so we sent it back and ordered her some spaghetti. I ate the leftovers for lunch today. Nothing much else to report on that, I'm afraid.

Tonight, I was helping my brother with a charity event that happens every year at his church. This is the second time I've been there in as many weeks. Anyhow, they do a 'silent auction' and a 'live auction' and I help data-entering the information into this database that my dad wrote. Still with me?

So people are coming up, we type in their information and then print something like an invoice for them they shows everything they bid on and won. Where am I going with this?

This woman walks up and she is totally and completely HOT! Extra hot with hot sauce and a hot dessert... I'm not kidding you. I asked for her ID number and then verified her last name -- Klein. I did the 'check the finger' thing and she's wearing a rock the size of Gibraltar. Her husband was not standing around her so I don't know if he was even at the event. I can't stop staring at her. Every time she looks in my general direction, it seems like she looks at me -- so I look away like a schoolboy.

I then begin to surreptitiously look around so that it doesn't appear that I'm looking at her. She turns -- oh, nice ass. When she finally gets to me, I can't help but keep looking at her. She's so incredibly attractive I can't stand it. It's truly amazing. She was even a nice person, good sense of humor and liked to laugh (always keep 'em laughing, I always say...)

There are a few women in my life that I felt were truly 'breath-taking'... she was one of them. Another was this woman I used to work with named 'Diana'... I even wrote a song about her. Then, of course, there's DubDub who I'm probably destined to be with but she's not cooperating.
I feel that if you wait too long for something, whatever it is will have changed by the time you get around to it again. It may change in a good way, or it may change in a bad way. Either way, it will not be the same again.

I can only hope that Mr. Klein appreciates what he has.

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