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Open letter to Water

Dear Water,

It was not too long ago that I was singing your praises. Why would you leave me? Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning to find there was no water pumping to my house. I called the city's emergency contact number to be almost disrespected by the gentleman on the other end. He almost accused me of not paying my bill!

It gets better: I had to drive to the courthouse area to get the issue resolved. When the lady confirmed my address, I told her the address she just read out was one street over -- with the same house number.

Oh, water... you know I'd never do anything to make you leave me again. I realize it took them several hours to get back out to my house and join us up again but I never want you to leave me again.

Okay?

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