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So I go to lunch today to a place with an ‘all you can eat’ salad bar. I’m really hungry for salad and this place has got a really good salad bar. I step up the first time without incident.

The next time I get up to go there are two women in line ahead of me. The first one in line is a tall blond woman in a power suit.

The other woman in line is a bit shorter, healthy, brunette woman. They’re both sort of cute, which is why I get in line again.

So blond woman is scooping her salad and brunette woman begins:

Brunette: So, I think we’re going to have fun at the wedding this weekend?

Blond: Why is that?

Brunette: Because I don’t know anyone there. I don’t even know the couple getting married. It’s going to be a blast.

Blond: Oh, yeah…

Brunette: I hope there are some hot guys at this wedding…!

Me: Oh yes, we’re always at these things.

They both turn to look at me. The blond turns away, saying nothing. The brunette turns to look at me and it looks like she might smile for half a second but then ends up looking like I just sprouted eight heads. I shrug my shoulders and wait for her to pour her salad dressing.

I pour my dressing and go back to my table. I never saw them again.

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