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How embarassing

So I walk into this restaurant (strung out from the road) and there are some people in there eating. An elderly couple in the corner, a guy sitting by himself reading the paper and what appears to be a man and his three daughters eating lunch. Two of the girls look like they're about 5 or 6 years old. The other looks like she's maybe in her late teens.... 18 or 19. The father looks like he's about 35 and maybe works construction, mechanic -- definitely a blue collar guy.

Anyhow, I order my food, find a table and start eating. The elderly couple gets up to leave and they pass by the man and his daughters.

"Oh, what a nice family", says the old woman.

"Three such beautiful daughters", says the old man.

The guy sitting with his 'daughters' looks up from his food, points across the table at the oldest of the girls and says "that's my WIFE". They older couple apologizes all over themselves and leave the place.

I look over at the man reading the paper (who has also witnessed this) and he's shaking his head, laughing to himself.

How loud can you day "D'oh!"

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